Diet and Jokes

People can get really, really serious about their diet philosophies.
Have a laugh about diets instead!

Q. How many "eat right 4 your blood-type" dieters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A. Four, of course: One for each type of person. Since each individual requires their own type of light, each has to bring their own bulb, and only one person is allowed in the room at a time.

Q. How many Standard American dieters does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Just one, but not today. Really he has no energy for it, and besides, companies have invented new fluorescent bulbs with the twisted design that are high-tech to replace the old ones and they last much, much longer - although one he was using broke and the mercury contaminated him so he is in the hospital.

Q. How many Zone dieters does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Just one, but only a special 3-way, 40-30-30 bulb will be permitted, otherwise the light and energy emitted won't fall in the proper spectrum.

Q. How many paleodieters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A. Only one, but he would never dream of changing a bulb without first crushing the old one to a fine powder with his bare hands to use for grinding items for his next pemmican recipe.

Q. How many raw foodists does it take to change a light bulb?

A. All of them at once in the dark can't get it done, since bulbs cannot and should not be changed or even used!

Q. How many fruitarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A. Fruitarians can't screw in light bulbs, because doing so would deplete the vital prana that illuminates their lives instead.

Q. How many breath-arians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A. However many it takes to get carried away talking about it. With enough of them spewing enough hot air, a strong-enough vortex could be created to suck the old bulb out and spin a new one right back in just from the conversation alone.