Corona Virus Memes and Jokes 3

Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.

Day 1: I have stocked up on enough non-perishable foods and supplies to last me for months, maybe years, so that I can remain in isolation for as long as it takes to see out this pandemic

Day 1 + 45 minutes: I am in the supermarket because I wanted a Twix

Corona Virus Memes and Jokes 2

I’m so excited — it’s time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?

Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday.

Corona Virus Memes and Jokes – 1

My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.

I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I’m cracking a safe.